This isn't a parody. It's a song made by me. It's the intro of Claire's band called Flak Hyper Drive. Unfortunately, Claire and her gang get cocky and try to crush other bands to get to the top. But Dogio is fond of Claire and tries his best to get her attention without his brothers knowing.
Beware, beware. Everybody, everywhere
Flak Hyper Drive is here and we’re gonna make endear
Beware, beware. We’re pumping up the flare
Better cower outta fear, everybody give a cheer---Hey!
Claire Steven is the leader/queen of awesomeness
Hannah Claint just ain’t the girl you wanna mess with
Autumn so can take geeky glasses back into style
Modely Lavender has the bass that’s worth all while
Rhonda Red hasn’t fled just to make sure we’re ahead
Jessie Lake’s not a fake when it comes to party time
Gwen has spunk for the stage taking wage to the prime
Mk gets some pay for just why we’re moving up
Honeylips has no hips she’s our bitter buttercup---Hey!
We are Flak Hyper Drive---Yeah
Flak Hyper Drive
We’re back, we’re back
You better believe we’re back
We are the Flak Hyper Drive---Yeah---Flak Hyper Drive!