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This parody is based on I wanna be like other guys. Stating how the guardians Lu, Scott, Butch, Duke, Dawn, Andy, and Barry all want to be free to do the old things they did before they became guardians.

Lyrics:

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I wanna be like other guys

Cry when I plea like other guys can

Just to be me like other guys...

Get to be!

To fart when I sit

To spit on my shoes

Feel the dirt on my toes

Get crazy, act nutty

Say anything I want to say

Twirl about without T-shirts

Prank neighbors and deans

Throw out these lockets

To sleep with my toys

Get wild and kooky

No missions

No guarding

No labor

No worries

No chin up or back straight---like books are on my head

No armored boots?

I wanna be like other guys

Sleep in a tree like other guys can

Just to be me like other guys get to be

To laugh at my pranks

To sing how I like

Zing the girl of my dreams who thinks I'm a knight

No missions

No guarding

No labor

No worries

No chin up or back straight---like books are on my head

No armored boots!

I wanna be like other guys

Scratch on my knee like other guys can

Just to be me like other GUUUUYS get to be!