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This parody is about King Cobra trying to bribe Scott into selling his locket for Mk to think he's a brave a man. Unfortunately, he wasn't the only soul coming to the "Snake".

Lyrics:

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Cobra: I'll agree that all my life I've been a bad seed

That's why they call me wizard, robber, cruel, and thief

But of punishment I see I've been a bad baddy

Thus I've changed, twirled the tide, and turned the leaf (And, yes)

I have unintentionally practiced magic

My own problem solving. Passed the years I've used

And of dark magic I chose

To mark my spell on those who are devastated, gloomy, and abused (They wonder)

Poor Unfortunate souls. Through tears, through force

Jumbo wanting to find love and Boney longs for youth again

But do they find it? But of course

You poor Unfortunate souls. Have glum, want glam

Each come swimming to my lair begging "Oh, Cobra PLEASE!

Call me kind sir, and I am

Though they had a bigger lost

Cause not one could pay the cost

So I had to wash the magic down the holes

Yes, it was a naughty price. But in the end I'm ever so nice

To those Poor Unfortunate souls...!

Cobra(talking): You'll have your face, your flowing hair. And don't underestimate the power of muscle movement. Ha!

Cobra(Singing): The pretty girls don't think much of a fatty

They say a guy with layers has no guts

Besides that it's quite a pun for gentlemen to hold our tongue

Or is it just our orders that makes girls go nuts

C'mon, they do not give to chats and certain gossips

The only cow they'd pick is with a man's

Other words just give them bore and after all that they want more

Only dumb-bells and fools would take the chance

C'mon you Poor Unfortunate soul! Hurry up, make you're choice

I have lots of others waiting and my schedule's really tight

You won't lose much just your voice

You Poor Unfortunate soul. You're sad, yet true

If you think you've got the lucky hand you first must may the toll

Think of air, and land, and her don't you wanna sign the scroll

(Cantil, Lora now we've got him gang)

This wizard's on a role

You Poor-Un-Fortunate-souls!