The Queen's New Groove

A movie-spoof of The Emperor's New Groove.

Cast:

• Kuzco - Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
  • Kuzco (llama form) - Sheldon (Finding Nemo)
• Pacha - Olivia Flaversham (The Great Mouse Detective)
• Yzma - Prince John (Robin Hood)
  • Yzma (cat form) - Young Lambert (Lambert the Sheepish Lion)
• Kronk - Basil of Baker Street (The Great Mouse Detective)
• Chicha - Norman Frierson (The Great Mouse Detective)
• Chaca - Cody Frierson (The Great Mouse Detective)
• Tipo - Audrey Frierson (The Great Mouse Detective)
• Rudy - Flounder (The Little Mermaid)

Trailer Transcript:

• Ariel: Ha! Boo-ya!
• Narrator: Long ago in the faraway land, a selfish queen mermaid rule.
• Ariel: Oh ya.
• Narrator: She had everything you wanted.
• Ariel: I'm so happy.
• Prince John: Tell me about it.
• Narrator: He wanted everything you had.
• Prince John: I'll just poison her with this!
• Ariel: Hey, Basil, can you top me off, pal and be a friend?
• Prince John: A seahorse?
• Sheldon: Where?
• Pet Seahorse: [neigh!]
• Sheldon: Agh!
• Basil of Baker Street: Ya, weird.
• Narrator: Now, what he really needs...
• Olivia Flaversham: Don't worry, Sheldon. Yee-ow!
• Narrator: Is a friend.
• Olivia: Where'd you come from, little guy?
• Sheldon: No touchy.
• Narrator: From Walt Disney.
• Prince John: Ask him which way the talking seahorse went!
• Basil: Uh, squeakity-squeak, squeakin'.
• Bucky the Squirrel: (talks gibberish)
• Basil: Uh, he doesn't really want to talk to you.
• Narrator: It's an epic story of courage...
• Sheldon: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
• Olivia: Yep.
• Sheldon: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
• Olivia: Most likely.
• Sheldon: Bring it on. Boo-yaaaaaaaaaa-hahahahahaha!
• Narrator: Loyalty...
• Olivia: You're just gonna have to trust me!
• Narrator: And friendship.
• Sheldon: Woo-hoo, ya!
• Olivia: You just saved my life.
• Sheldon: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
• Narrator: This summer.
• Basil: Prince John?
• Prince John: What?
• Basil: Agh!
• Narrator: Get ready...
• Prince John: Push the button, Basil! Wrong lever!
• Narrator: For an all-new breath of adventure.
• Prince John: Get them!
• Olivia: [gasp!]
• Cow Guard: Hey, I was turned into a cow. Can I go home?
• Prince John: You're excused.
• Sheldon: I can't believe this is happening!
• Prince John: Then I bet you weren't expecting this!
• Olivia: No!
• Sheldon: Agh!
• Prince John: Aha!
• Sheldon: [sigh] Oh, okay.
• Narrator: The Queen's New Groove, a comedy about learning the stand...
• Olivia: So, you're tired of being a seahorse?
• Sheldon: Ye-he-he-he-hes!
• Narrator: On your own tail.

Gallery:

Ariel as Kuzco

Sheldon as Kuzco (llama form)

Olivia Flaversham as Pacha

Prince John as Yzma

Basil of Baker Street as Kronk